MEET MUSK

Gday all - Clarko here. The fellas wanted this section on the website to enable their "fans to create a meaningful connection with the artist" (Mikey's exact words - god that bloke is a fuckwit). Anyway - since none of them can a) Use the internet and b) Construct a sentence I have taken responsibility for the task.

Derek Muskovic (Real name Con Pavrosevic) is a womanising ex-car salesman specialising in preening himself and bridge burning. I'd estimate up to 75% of the Yawangalong population have been directly affected by him via fraud or sexual harrassment.


Hanki Van Der Musk (Real name Hanki Van Der Snell) is an idiot savant with a perceived genius in the field of sentient android manufacturing. The Musk track "Hands Off What You Can't Afford" details an incident with one of his she-droids Hanki became infatuated with.

Rat Musk (Real name Bert Boneman) lives in an isolated shack 40 minutes drive from the Yawangalong town centre and busies himself writing pornographic limericks and flashing shocked bushwalkers unlucky enough to stumble across his ramshackle abode.


Mikey Musk (Real name Wayne Cunnington) harbours deep resentment at the lack of "market penetration" (again his words - jesus) achieved in Musk's shambolic career. He blames everything from fellow band members, to the rise of grunge music to his shift manager at KMart.